Friday, June 15, 2007

Ice Cream Truck Drivers


You know, here in post falls, the ice cream trucks are few and far between. Usually if you can hear them, they have already passed your house, like they are in the Indy 500, and there is no turning back. As I have been at our house in CDA, I have heard them on a daily basis, and they drive really slow through the neighborhood, enabling little kids to get their shoes, their money and go outside. When Danielle was little, like 2, we had her convinced that the ice cream truck didn't actually have ice cream, it was just a truck that drove around the neighborhood playing songs for us. So, whenever she would hear it, she would be like...."mom, dad, there goes the music truck....". It actually seemed really funny then, but now it seems kind-of mean. God, what were we doing.....we were being mean, just to save a couple bucks????? Sorry honey, I know this will probably be the main reason you will be in therapy for years......(kidding.....)


5 Reasons to be an Ice Cream Truck Driver:


1. Kids love you.

2. Free ice cream for yourself

3. You get to cruise slowly through neighborhoods playing loud music, and no one says...."Turn it down!!!!"

4. The money is good.

5. You don't have to have an education.


5 Reasons NOT to be an Ice Cream Truck Driver


1. Kids love you

2. Free ice cream for yourself

3. Irritating kids can't decide which ice cream to choose...."Uuuuuummmmmm, maybe the fudge bar....No....wait......the......ice cream bar....No........wait.....

4. The music plays over and over and over.......

5. Parents probably think you are a child molester in disguise. (not necessarily MY thoughts........I don't think.......)

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