Looking for kind owners.....

Who's supposed to be taking care of me?? I thought someone was supposed to groom me once in awhile?? Good grief, what are my owners thinking, letting me run around looking like I just got out of the pound. I need a hair cut for christ's sake. I can't even fricken see.
"Who's there....???"
"Should I be barking...?"
"I thought I just heard something....?"
"People, I can't see ANYTHING...?"
"Someone HELP!!!!!"
"Where's that nice dog catcher when you need 'em?"