Here's what I think......

If I want to have rock hard abs and a kick a** body, I either have to quit eating frosted cupcakes or become an Olympic beach volleyball player. Neither of which are going to happen anytime soon.....

Does our hamster think he is getting anywhere by running in that wheel all night long, night after night? He is probably like...."Ohhhhh, I just know I am almost out of this damn cage.....just a couple more rounds in this wheel thing....". Pathetic. I actually feel bad for it anymore. Danielle still thinks it's cute. Go figure.

I think husbands brains are programmed to only listen to one quarter of what their wives are talking about.

Why would any family sign up to be on "Wife-Swap"? I mean, they HAVE to know that they will get paired up with a family that is their polar opposite. (Example: One redneck family travels and hunts crocodiles for fun AND food and the other is a wealthy conservative vegan family from Michigan that speaks five foreign languages.) Duhhhhh. This might not work out, people.

I need another cupcake.